No, this isn’t another rant about the ‘summer’ weather –
although it's very tempting. I think we’re all well aware of the meteorological
issues we’ve faced since the start of July, so let’s just move on, ignore the
howling storm outside and think of something positive to do before we all get
cabin fever.
Art and Craft! Yay.
Or not, as the case may be.
It should be simple really: kids are naturally creative and
parents are always looking for ways to keep them occupied - especially when it's raining, again. Surely, art and craft is
the natural solution. Paint, glue,glitter, feathers, a blank piece of paper – what more could you need?
Patience. That’s what. A very, very large amount of patience.
Our art and craft sessions always seem to start out with great
enthusiasm. Inspired by ‘1001 craft ideas’ books and children’s TV programmes
which give step-by-step, fool-proof instructions, I roll my sleeves up, take a
deep breath and make the brave announcement. ‘Right, let’s do some Art and
Craft!’
I get everything prepared: messy mat, paint, glue, brushes,
glittery things, lolly sticks, googly eyes, feathers, tissue paper, safety
scissors, shiny things, pens and paper – it all looks so promising. I have the
instructions to hand and call the children, who skip excitedly into the kitchen
and gasp in wonder at these treasures I have provided for them.
And that’s when the trouble starts.
You see, children will always insist on doing their own
thing. So, despite the fact that I have planned for them to make the
polystyrene ball owl which Mister Maker made yesterday in about five minutes,
they will insist on building a rocket or an alien monster. They will paste a
seven inch thick layer of glue onto the page and tip the entire bottle of
glitter onto it – the bottle of glitter I was hoping to also use at Christmas.
The yellow, blue, green and red paints I carefully poured into separate pots
will, in seconds, be mixed together to create a miserable shade of dark brown. The water will be spilt, they will argue over
who uses the ‘big’ paintbrush, the man will come to read the gas meter, my
sister will ring for a chat and the cup of coffee I intended to drink while
watching my little Picassos will go stone cold and be thrown down the sink. Of
course, there’ll also be an almighty mess to tidy up afterwards and I’ll be
picking bits of glitter off my cheek for the next week.
This, I am afraid, is the reality. But, somehow, it is all
worth it when the kids proudly admire their works of art and insist on sending
them to Nana for her birthday.
Over the years, I’ve realised that when it comes to art and
craft, the best plan is to not have a plan. Give the kids the raw tools and let
them get on with it, as only children know how. The joy is often not in the end
result, but in the thrill of the creation. Turn your control-freak off, sip
your steaming hot coffee and all will be well.
Tesco’s ‘Go Create’
is a great range of art and craft materials. With everything from A3 size
colouring books to coloured paper, glitter stars to washable pens, safety
scissors to shiny stickers, there’s something to keep everyone occupied during
the last few days of the 'summer' holidays and for those after-school afternoons which will
soon be with us again.
So, I, for one, intend to forget about the weather, grit
my teeth and get creative. I might even get the kids to decorate my wellies.
Now, there’s a thought…
I've given up trying to do organised crafts with my daughter. It's much easier just to get out all the craft stuff and let her create!!
ReplyDeleteHaha love it! The dark side of art and crafts! I must admit Ive been avoiding doing art and craft lately preferring to distract with tents pitched in the living room and cushion mountains instead. I'm feeling guilty - I'll break out the mister maker tub tomorrow! X
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