That's not my child, his nose is too snotty.
That's not my child, his face is too mucky.
That's not my child, his fingernails are too filthy.
That's not my child, his clothes are too crumply.
That's not my child, his knees are too muddy.
That's not my child, his shins are too bruisey.
That's not my child, his trousers are too grassy.
That's not my child, his hands are too sticky.
That's not my child, his voice is too noisy.
That's not my child, his pretend gun is too army.
That's not my child, his monster face is too scary.
That's not my child, his bedroom is too messy.
That's not my child, his mother is too shouty.
Oh, hang on. That is my child. Thank goodness for that. Thank goodness for normality.
#that !
ReplyDeleteis that yours? it's a cracker - I like his mum is too shouty!
ReplyDeleteSo true...
ReplyDeleteOh ho ho, this made me smile :)
ReplyDeleteToo shouty? Come to my house! Plus love that word, have to use as makes my shoutyness much less worsyer
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant post! So very true. Normal is us. All of us.
ReplyDeleteCJ xx
Love it, made me smile. My husband just bought my son toy army figures so I anticipate lots of 'too army' noises.
ReplyDeleteOh this is brillant, its a book in the making...
ReplyDeletei love this!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
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